A man travels on a ship. Two days in, the ship encounters a storm and drowns. Hanging on weakly to a piece of the mas…

Ted comes home blackout drunk, as he does most nights. With his eyes barely open, he misses his friend Carl in bed wit…

A recently married couple are in bed, when the man asks his wife how many men she has slept with After the question, th…

A guy goes to the psychiatrist. “Doctor,” says the guy, “I feel as if I’m two different people! Two totally different p…

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that…

A Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. 😀 He orders drinks for everybody in…

Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage. One of the men says, “I have …